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Tuesday, 13 May 2008
Esquire's list of The 75 Skills Every Man Should Master is surprisingly good. (Also surprising: They present it all on one Web page.)

It seems I score a 53, or 70%. A few data points:

Things I am proud to be able to do: score a baseball game, recite a poem from memory, build a campfire, iron a shirt, give advice that matters in one sentence, cook meat somewhere other than the grill, dress a wound, caress a woman's neck, and know my poison, without standing there, pondering like a dope.

Things I have not mastered (or have not tried) and am ambivalent about: play gin with an old guy, deliver a eulogy, throw a punch, and understand quantum physics well enough to accept that a quarter might, at some point, pass straight through the table when dropped.

Things I wish I could do: tell a woman's dress size, hit a jump shot in pool, and make one drink, in large batches, very well.
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Monday, 05 May 2008
Kauai, the Garden Isle Pictures from my recent Hawaiian getaway are now up in the museyroom: Visit the index or begin with the first shot.
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Tuesday, 15 April 2008
Yesterday: Laid off by my employer.

Tomorrow: My first-ever trip to Hawaii.

In between: Completely reacquainted myself with the unstoppable combined powers of the dharma, meditation, and the deep and abiding love of many wonderful people who care for me so much it's beyond humbling.

New chapters await. An overdue reshuffling of priorities. Already, this soon, excitement is overtaking fear . . .

(Ka is a wheel!)
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Thursday, 13 March 2008
silly old bearIt seems that in Macedonia, you can sue an animal. So when a bear ransacked a beekeeper's hives, said beekeeper took the bear to court, suing for damages. And won. You may ask: Uh, who will pay? Don't you worry, Macedonian courts think of everything:
A court in the city of Bitola found the bear guilty, and since it had no owner and belonged to a protected species, ordered the state to pay the 140,000 denars (1,726 pounds) [roughly US$3500] damage it caused to the hives.
[more Bears In the News]
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Monday, 04 February 2008
There is a 'politics' category on this blog for a simple reason: I am a lifelong student of the subject. This is partly due to circumstance. My father is a professor of political science — meaning, for instance, that back in the 80s, when I was wee, come a Friday night, the household's singular television would spend half an hour tuned to PBS's Washington Week in Review before we could move on to the "good stuff" (like Night Flight). But over time, dammit, political and current-events programming became the "good stuff" as far as I was concerned, and so it was, when I got to college, that studying literature wasn't enough; I had to study literature and political science — thus leading to the unforgettable moment on the phone when dear old dad laughed and noted that I had chosen "not one, but two completely useless majors." Ahem. more...
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Tuesday, 29 January 2008
The "Can a plane on a treadmill take off?" debate returned to BoingBoing yesterday. More than a hundred comments so far. Everybody thinks they're right; some of them are certainly wrong. Luckily, we get to find out who's wrong Wednesday night on MythBusters, a show I've never seen on some cable network I never watch — but I will, because I want to see happen what I know will happen: The plane will take off. Why? Because Cecil Adams says so.
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Thursday, 17 January 2008

Dale Cooper"Harry, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it, don't wait for it, just . . . let it happen. Could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or . . . two cups of good, hot, black coffee."

— FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper

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Friday, 11 January 2008
  • ITEM: James Joyce gets namechecked in this lovely report of snow falling in Baghdad for the first time in living memory.
  • ITEM: How to Read The New Yorker in 10 Easy Steps
  • ITEM: Best Blogs of 2007 That You (Maybe) Aren't Reading (this list introduced me to the wonderful bookforum)
  • ITEM: I wish this Ask MetaFilter thread on cooking for one were longer, but it's got some nice ideas.
  • ITEM: Answers to the questions Cecil Adams refuses to answer. (Not bad!)
  • ITEM: For the geeks: Richard Stallman gets flamed. From the comments: "On the whole, RMS comes off as the most reasonable participant in the discussion. For all his reputation of extremist dogmatism, he's not the one slinging ad hominems and resorting to hyperbolic fallacies. Indeed, his patience in the face of such is almost eerie." I would say "zen-like."
  • ITEM: For the geeks #2: Mark Pilgrim switches his parents to Linux. (My parents are scheduled for a similar conversion this year...)
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Wednesday, 09 January 2008
me @ 33Last year, I took my birthday off from work. That was one of the best decisions I've ever made. If you can, you should take your birthday off. Period. And do what you want to do. Which, today, I did. And it was wonderful.

Among a great many other things, I returned, for the first time in years, to a place that fills me with great wonder and great emotion, a place that is, in many ways, my own personal Dark Tower. I stood at the gate today and I commanded it to open to me. It opened. And the end of the story is one that I keep to myself, but I tell you this: As with any really good ending, it was really more of a beginning.

"Ka is a wheel."

— Roland Deschain, of Gilead

To all who showered me with gifts and great, great love today, I say thankya.

[In late 2007, I read Stephen King's The Dark Tower, all seven volumes, in very quick succession. It continues to resonate in my consciousness. It is a stunning work of art. More on this to come. There will be posts. Aye, there will be posts again soon. Happy New Year to all!]
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Friday, 14 December 2007
  • ITEM: News so happy, I'm verklempt: New York's 2nd Avenue Deli finally reopens next week (just off 2nd Ave). Time to book a flight!
  • ITEM: Jon Carroll's yearly pitch: This holiday season, won't you volunteer for the Untied Way?
  • ITEM: Fan reviews of Tuesday night's Tool concert at the Civic Auditorium. It was, of course, an absolutely transcendent experience. We should be erecting statues of Maynard James Keenan in all the major cities. :)
  • ITEM: You know how there's that stretch of road in our beloved East Bay that is both I-80 East and I-580 West, while the other side of the road is both I-80 West and I-580 East (all this despite the fact that the road runs mostly north-south)? Turns out there's a cracktastic term for this.
  • ITEM: I worked a fifteen hour shift yesterday to help launch this ... the new Macworld.com!
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Friday, 30 November 2007
  • ITEM: I ordered an XO laptop and cannot wait for it to arrive. Are you a geek? Perhaps one with a child in your life? Here's why you should follow suit (the Give 1 Get 1 program has been extended till 12/31).
  • ITEM: John Carroll wrote two amazing columns this week. First up, his take on the rich fucktards in Seadrift who think they own the beach. (Are you a transplant to California? Then listen the fuck up: In this state, the people own the beach.)
  • ITEM: John Carroll #2: At his funniest, on what can happen come a Tuesday.
  • ITEM: Just another lie: Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad never said "Israel must be wiped off the map."
  • ITEM: Stanfurd 13-point favorites for tomorrow's Big Game. "I have a bad feeling about this." GO BEARS!
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Wednesday, 14 November 2007
It doesn't get much better than when one of your favorite musicians gives you a sudden and unexpected dose of the spiritual truths you hold dear:

autumn leaves And she spoke unto me, saying:
'Fear not the movement of the heavens above
Or the earth below
For change is what we are, my child!
Righteous are those who look up and sway with the wind,
Who look down and dance with the shifting of the soil,
Who swim with the movement of the tides,
Who seek the truth around them and discover,
We are and have always been in paradise —
The reflections of heaven on earth! Amen!'


more...
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Sunday, 11 November 2007
Spotted brunching together at the table next to me this morning at La Note in Berkeley: Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon. They shared a Sunday New York Times as they waited for Berkeley's best breakfast to arrive. Reese is a tiny little thing, and even mousier in person than on the screen. (I've never understood why some guys find her dreamy.) Jake is a hunk who apparently has to do battle with acne, just like a real person.
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Sunday, 28 October 2007
Let's just forget about what's happening in Division I football (sez this Cal fan) — direct your attention, please, to Division III! Trinity beats Millsaps 28-24 on the final play of the game. Fifteen laterals. Fifteen. Linkage: story · video (includes announcer calling the play beautifully and then losing his mind)

Money quote from the Chronicle story — the team's coach, when asked if they had practiced such a play:
"Are you kidding?" he said. "We couldn't do that against air."
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Friday, 26 October 2007
  • ITEM: Blade Runner: The Final Cut, now showing in LA and NYC, arrives in San Francisco November 30.
  • ITEM: Douglass Rushkoff on 9/11 "Truthers." I have just about had it with these people. (Seems Bill Clinton feels similarly.)
  • ITEM: Mark Morford on the danger of progressive extremists. (He's absolutely right, and, happily, this piece is less shrill than most Morford screeds.)
  • ITEM: Elementary school science: Nearly extinct. This is so depressing. By the time I have a school-aged child, will there be any public schools left worth sending him or her to?
  • ITEM: New Orleans, two years after Katrina, in pictures. Heartbreaking.
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Monday, 22 October 2007
I last blogged about fires in my hometown of San Diego four years ago. Seems half the area is aflame once again tonight. I've got cousins who are under evacuation orders; everyone's safe and sound.

Digression: As far back as I can remember, there's been this dude (yep, a proper dude like you only get down south) named Larry Himmel on San Diego's CBS affiliate, channel 8. He's always been the guy who does feel-good pieces about the city, its people, its institutions, et cetera. If you're the news director and you need ninety seconds on the diner out in Crest where some of the regulars have been regulars since the fifties, Larry's your man. You need a heartwarming broadcast-closer about kids picking pumpkins up at Bates Nut Farm, you put Larry on it. Larry's stuff has never been "news" or even "important," but he's very, very good at what he does: His reports have always been well-written, down-to-earth, and not the sort of saccharine drivel this material would become in the hands of some hack with an agenda. With a Larry Himmel report, you know you're going to get an honest slice of life, a breath of fresh air, and he delivers every time. more...
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Tuesday, 09 October 2007
rainbowIt's a rainy fall night here in Oakland, but it's morning in the U.K., where Radiohead's e-mail bot has sprung into action and delivered to me a link to the new album, In Rainbows, which is causing music executives around the world to cut themselves with knives.

For about a year, I've been enjoying recordings from the band's summer 2006 tour (including the Berkeley show I attended), across which most of the material on this new album is performed several times. There's this lovely collection of songs I only know by their live versions, because that's all there's been, and now, I get the studio takes. Luscious, I just betcha.

I'll know soon enough. But right now, I'm hating my pokey DSL line. more...
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Monday, 01 October 2007
hanging bearI'm a bit late picking this one up, but the pictures alone make it worth circling back to: A black bear recently escaped from oncoming highway traffic near Donner Summit by jumping over the side of a bridge. The poor creature spent the night trapped beneath the roadway, on the bridge's superstructure, and was hanging on for dear life by the next day. A rescue effort was mounted; a tranq dart was employed; all's well that ends well.

[more Bears In the News]
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Tuesday, 25 September 2007
Contra Costa prosecutors say they know who killed Rex Farrance. The three men involved are already behind bars on other charges; all three are now eligible for the death penalty under California law.

A colleague of mine for eight years, Rex was shot during a home invasion robbery earlier this year. He is and will always be dearly missed. I had begun to doubt that the wheels of justice would ever begin to turn in this case, but now, here they go, doing that slow, deliberate, creaky thing that they do.
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Thursday, 20 September 2007
  • ITEM: "Animals at Play" (short video): I cannot shake the sense that the bear and the dog recognized each other as old friends from a previous existence and were just overjoyed to have encountered each other again.
  • ITEM: "School Cheating Scandal Divides N.H. Town": We had a similar, far more widespread situation at my own high school during my years there; the kids involved were never punished and happily moved on to schools like Princeton and Stanfurd. Sounds like things work differently in New Hampshire.
  • ITEM: The Solano Drive-In: I had no idea there was an extant drive-in movie theater in the Bay Area! Gotta go!
  • ITEM: H.L. Mencken, writing in 1920: "On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
  • ITEM: Sanity prevails...or does it? Southwest Airlines will modify its boarding procedure. Still no assigned seats; instead, assigned positions in line.
  • ITEM: The Lateral Coital Position: A step-by-step (five steps!) guide for assuming it. Hmm... Gotta get a girlfriend into my life again!
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So the conservative jackass mayor of the conservative jackass town where I grew up turns out not to be quite such a conservative jackass after all. Two years ago, when running for mayor of San Diego, Jerry Sanders was firmly supportive of civil unions and firmly against gay marriage, which played well with the conservative jackasses who populate the city. Yesterday, in a moving, tearful speech, he explained he has had a "change of heart," and revealed for the first time that this issue hits home for him:
"I have close family members and friends who are a member of the gay and lesbian community. Those folks include my daughter Lisa, as well as members of my personal staff.

"I want for them the same thing that we all want for our loved ones — for each of them to find a mate whom they love deeply and who loves them back; someone with whom they can grow old together and share life's experiences.
more...
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Monday, 17 September 2007
I read Jeffrey Zeldman's blog for the tech, but today there was a happy diversion. On the occasion of his daughter's first day of preschool, Zeldman noted:
Nothing says Buddhism like raising a child. To cherish what has already changed as you look upon it. To hold most tightly what you must most let go.
more...
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the Burning Man It has now been two weeks since I returned from Burning Man 2007 in Black Rock City, Nevada, and the experience is still reverberating within.

T.S. Eliot etched the phrase "unreal city" into my head a long time ago, but ever since my first trip to the playa, I've used those words pretty much exclusively to describe Black Rock City. They dance in my head when I daydream of being there; they echo unceasingly as I wander the city during the one magical week it arises each year.

Has there ever been a place more deserving of the tag "unreal"? My yearly slideshow only scratches the very surface, really, but perhaps one or two of these images will convince you that Black Rock City is a place like no other...

The Burning Man 2007 gallery is now open in the museyroom: Visit the index or begin with the first shot.
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Monday, 16 July 2007
  • ITEM: Alphablogger J-Walk goes to Amsterdam, can't believe all the bikes.
  • ITEM: "How To Be Happier By the End of the Day" — not bad, actually.
  • ITEM: "Chick flicks?" Sure, they exist, admits Gloria Steinem. But then, so do "prick flicks." Brilliant!
  • ITEM: "Brain Scans Reveal Why Meditation Works" — this is great and all, but I remain convinced that meditation's power is lessened the moment a scientist starts trying to measure it. (The same goes for the power of prayer.)
  • ITEM: Public elementary school students right here in Oakland are receiving mindfulness training. Right on!
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Friday, 06 July 2007
This morning, John Carroll said:
I mean, come on, it's New York. It's the city that never sleeps because people are up all night thinking and fantasizing and making plans. I know where my home is, but I also know where New York is. Being there was like spending time with an old friend.
I know how he feels. I have not traveled the globe nearly as much as I would have liked by this point in my life, but I have made a few dear friends that I do not get to see nearly often enough. I miss my dear friend New York City very much; my heartache over letting many years pass between visits will perhaps be lessened if the 2nd Avenue Deli is in fact reborn by the time I get back there. I miss my more remote friend Amsterdam terribly and despair at the idea that I cannot, from this vantage point, foresee another trip across the pond.

And most of all, there's a yearning at the very center of my soul — a primal need, really — to get back to Black Rock City. A harder friend to visit than the others, this one requires weeks of preparation and will spend only one particular week with you each year. But as far as cities go, there is perhaps no greater friend to be found on this planet. I will see my dear, dear friend in fifty days' time. The very thought, if I linger on it for too long, brings unspeakably joyous tears to my eyes.
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