I am awash in a sea of phlegm. I've been sick since last Friday. My fever has been as high as 103.1, a number that should be associated with the FM dial, not a human being's internal temperature. I'm on the mend now, and wishing like hell I'd gotten a flu shot this year, because the flu is almost certainly what this was. Have you had a flu shot this year?
There are no excuses.