Tuesday night, two members of my reading group told me — with absolute seriousness — that if George W. is re-elected, they're leaving the country. While I understand the emotions that drive such a plan, I think it's terribly shortsighted to think that all is lost and the only way to live in peace and sanity is to pack up and get outta Dodge. I'm as upset about the current regime as anybody, and even more upset about John Kerry's rudderless campaign. But I'm already growing weary of the whining I'm hearing on the left. It seems Jon Carroll is sick of it, too.