No, After You!

Tell me: How much better would your quality of life be if everyone followed these simple rules? Especially C1. Come to think of it, C1 kinda applies to elevators, too. Is there anything more annoying than people who try to crowd into an elevator before folks have a chance to get out?

And since we’ve mentioned elevators, how about those morons — slightly above krill on the food chain — who arrive at the top of an escalator and then just stand there, oblivious to the domino-esque human catastrophe forming behind them?

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