I’m Gonna Be Ready

Our Department of Homeland Security has opened up a new information site, Ready.gov, that is highly educational. Check out these Homeland Security graphics:

What have we learned? (1) Holy crap! Austin is highly radioactive! (2) If while driving you see the horizon explode, swerve off the road immediately. (3) The terrorists are using Klingon technology involving dead fish to create a warp in the space-time continuum.

Will someone remind me what the hell color we are at today?